Union Warrior Pillows

The Fighter

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

37 years in the same position.

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'