Union Defender Pillows

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

It's a dogs life

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Human rights

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Congratulations Strike Over!

American blood

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Someday

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

The Second Amendment - The Right of Not-TOO-Obviously Insane nut-jobs to keep and bear . . .