Union Organiser Gifts

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Motivation to work

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Collective Psyche

"We need a union!'

Pearly King and Queen

Before the riots/after the riots

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

recycling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Centerville.

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

A catch-all is born.