Union Organiser Prints

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Motivation to work

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

Collective Psyche

Pearly King and Queen

Before the riots/after the riots

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

social services cuts

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Human Rights for All

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

recycling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Someday

Impotent Democracy

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

Centerville.

Vote for Brown

A catch-all is born.