Labor Organizers Prints

Nothing to Lose

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'We can't hire you because of your pre-existing condition...union membership.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Motivation to work

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Labor Day '19

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Someday

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

A catch-all is born.

Wage Slavery

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

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