Labor Organizers Gifts

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'We can't hire you because of your pre-existing condition...union membership.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Motivation to work

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"We need a union!'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Labor Day '19

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

A catch-all is born.

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?