Union Champion Gifts

Crew due Salary Review, Ballot, Quibble and Snub

Firemen rushing to the picket line.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"We need a union!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

It's a dogs life

The wrecking crew!

Jack in the box on strike.

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Kiss

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Someday

Minimum wage.

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Labor Day '19

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

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