Union Buff Mugs

"Marriage is supposed to be a union."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

No Baseball

"Always with the String Theory."

"We need a union!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Kiss

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Happy Tots Day Care.

"I like to keep things simple."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Our 4 Branches of Government

Euro Collapse

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''