Republican Buff Mugs

Trump Train

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Moulting"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September