Union Buff Gifts

"Marriage is supposed to be a union."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

No Baseball

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"We need a union!'

"Always with the String Theory."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Kiss

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"I like to keep things simple."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

Euro Collapse

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''