Uniform Appreciator Pillows

Servicemen.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Police Cow!

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Count Von Moltke.

Sergeant Stripes

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Work clothes.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

WPC

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'Call for back-up.'

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

Soldier in traditional dress

"I have more underneath."

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish