Uniform Appreciator Pillows

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Servicemen.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Police Cow!

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Count Von Moltke.

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

Sergeant Stripes

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Work clothes.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

WPC

'Call for back-up.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"I would like to volunteer for suicide duty."

When Michelle said in her dating profile that she liked men in uniform, Dewey was not what she had in mind.

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

"I have more underneath."