Unicorniacs Gifts

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Save the unicorn.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Unicorn Working From Home

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fairy Vet

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Unicorn in the Woods

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Unicorn Joust

"Unicorns do exist!"

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"Tales of the unicorns"

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"What do you think? Yay, or neigh?"

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."

'S**t!'

"We've voted you off the island."

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."