Unicorn Thinker T-Shirts

"What if we don't change anything at all...and something magical just happens."

The Map of the human brain

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"This stool shall pass."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Save the unicorn.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Large print e-book.

Unicorn Working From Home

Magic Tricks

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

The lesser of two evils.

Emma's Unicorn

"People were steal his ideas"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!