Unicorn Thinker Pillows

"What if we don't change anything at all...and something magical just happens."

The Map of the human brain

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Save the unicorn.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Magic Tricks

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Unicorn Working From Home

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

The lesser of two evils.

Emma's Unicorn

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"People were steal his ideas"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'