Unicorn In Love Gifts

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Save the unicorn.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Unicorn Working From Home

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

Emma's Unicorn

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Fairy godmother arrives

Unicorn in the Woods

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Folk o' the Wee

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Fairy Vet