Unhygienic Antics Observer Prints

"Aw, c'mon! Not again man!!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"This memo from upstairs says we can torture the accounting people."

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.

Graduate.

Office block moving to the suburbs.

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

Relax, she's a teen – of course she acts like we don't exist.

Latter-day saints

"I've head the soup's not bad."

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"I'd like you to supply me with a urine, faeces and sperm sample Mr Brooks."

'He's been teasing the cat.'

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

"I really don't like popcorn, but it feels so good to floss afterward."

'Typical of a boy - yesterday he wanted to marry me. . .'

'I got tired of tussling with him in the bathtub.'

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"