Unhygienic Antics Observer Mugs

"Aw, c'mon! Not again man!!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"This memo from upstairs says we can torture the accounting people."

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Graduate.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Latter-day saints

"I've head the soup's not bad."

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"I'd like you to supply me with a urine, faeces and sperm sample Mr Brooks."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

'He's been teasing the cat.'

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

'I got tired of tussling with him in the bathtub.'

'Typical of a boy - yesterday he wanted to marry me. . .'

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

"I really don't like popcorn, but it feels so good to floss afterward."