Office Antics Observer Mugs

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"What's your occupation?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

Office Competitions

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

Out and In.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Secretary

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

"This is the software for my head."

Cat drinking baby's bottle of milk.