Office Antics Analyst Mugs

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"What's your occupation?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Office Competitions

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

That's a great suggestion, Harris, unfortunately I'm not open to suggestions right now.

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Secretary

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

Out and In.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

Office block moving to the suburbs.