Unfulfilled Athlete Mugs

I like the Jets...I guess

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Exercising

Hockey Season.

Dedication to excellence....

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

First Prize!

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"