Athletic Achiever Mugs

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Bernard Hinault

Winners

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Blazing Volleyball

"A new record for 1,499 meters!"

Tyrone Mings

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'