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"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

Mohamed Salah

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"So, how do you want it?"

Purple dress

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Jack in the Box

Square Cut

The Dandy

Reading

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Hollywood Breakup

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

Abacus.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

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Beard fails