Unexpected Plot Lovers Pillows

"And to think we started as a book club."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

10 commandments

"We need a plot twist."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Ghost Porn

Galoots in cahoots

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mid-list Author Magazine

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'Well, he gave me treats, patted me, played with me: How was I supposed to know he was a burglar?'

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Weather soaps

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

'The scruffy gits Fawkes.'

"What's your novel about?"