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'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Subway Thrillers

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

10 commandments

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"We need a plot twist."

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Better than Chekhov"

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Ghost Porn

Mid-list Author Magazine

'Well, he gave me treats, patted me, played with me: How was I supposed to know he was a burglar?'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"We need to spice up the company blog to get more views. . . We'll need you to have a torrid affair with Mrs Widlington."

"And to think we started as a book club."

"Spoiler alert!"

'The scruffy gits Fawkes.'