Plot Lover Pillows

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Situation Tragedy.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Fairy tale

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

The princess and the key

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'