Unexpected Marketer Mugs

Tramp Advertising: Your Ad Here.

"That's our new church mascot."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Floss Street Vendor

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Sugar Fix.

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Doomsday marketing

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Foot Massage

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Something Grown Something Shot.

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

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Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

"I say we put it in little tin cans, call it Spammoth and sell it."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'I need to do a better job barketing.'