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"That's our new church mascot."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Floss Street Vendor

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

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Sugar Fix.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

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'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

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'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

"I say we put it in little tin cans, call it Spammoth and sell it."

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.