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"It's for you."

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Fire door.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Never seen a cow before?"

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'Mystery egg.'

Football Boomerang.

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

The not so easy rider...

"Throttled woth strands of al dente spaghetti, it looks like a Mafia job."