Unexpected Interruption Fans Mugs

"It's for you."

'I found the termites!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Fire door.

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

'Mystery egg.'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Football Boomerang.

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

The Last Planters Peanut Day.