Unexpected Visitor Fan Mugs

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Faster, Georges, faster!

He looks so natural lying there...

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'He's been shot!'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Prosthetic snake.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

A stranger calls to see me

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Mystery egg.'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

PINATA SURPRISE!

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

The Last Planters Peanut Day.