Unexpected Visitor Fan Mugs

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'He's been shot!'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Prosthetic snake.

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'Mystery egg.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

A stranger calls to see me

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

I hate it when they start without us.

"Throttled woth strands of al dente spaghetti, it looks like a Mafia job."