Unemployment Awareness Day Gifts

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

America's Biggest Export...

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Social security.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'You're very tense today.'

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

Will work for question marks.

Boyfriend Shirt, Boyfriend Jeans. . . Boyfriend.

Social Networking Sites for the Unemployed

Inflate a job!

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

Unemployment Math

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."