Unemployment Awareness Month Gifts

Burned Out

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Postwar is hell."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Are you OK hun?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Healthcare declaration

"Victims of out-sorcery."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"You must learn to let go."

Identity Crisis Support Group

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

It's A Breeze

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'