Unemployment Awareness Day Pillows

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

America's Biggest Export...

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Social security.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'You're very tense today.'

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

Will work for question marks.

Inflate a job!

Unemployment Math

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

Boyfriend Shirt, Boyfriend Jeans. . . Boyfriend.

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."