Underworld Manager Gifts

"Hello, sign shop? I said Underworld...Oh, yeah, I'm sure I said Underworld!"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Fantasy Business Management

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

'They come down here to smoke.'

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

A Heated Argument

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

Summer in Hell

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

"Be in the moment. It helps all of eternity seem less overwhelming."

"Notice anything different about me?"

"You say you're feeling insecure and unloved? Of course. Everyone here is insecure and and unloved."

'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.'

River Styx...No Fishing

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."