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"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Silent type, eh?'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Fish with Shield

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

Seat Belt Law.

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

'Hey! Not fair!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

"Offishial business, ma'am."

Submarine Disguise

'You must be new on the force.'

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

"Thought so - you didn't wipe your feet!"

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

"Got any I.D.?"

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

'Do you have any form of identification?'