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Underwater Music

At the rock concert...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Fish snorkling above water.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Couple sharing earbuds.

Music for car stereos

Making fun of Starfish.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

clown fish

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Air Pods.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

At the CD shop.

Marine Band

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'