Underwater Audiophile Pillows

Underwater Music

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Music for car stereos

Making fun of Starfish.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

At the CD shop.

Marine Band

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"