Undergoing Plastic Surgery T-Shirts

Graph-boobs.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'You do Botox?'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Mirror mirror...

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Botox sharpei

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

Cosmetic pouches.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'