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It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'...I'm one os those wrinkled Shar Pei breeds, but I had Botox injections.'

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

'Met my sister for lunch the other day. She's actually beginning to show her age. Of course, not her real age.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Beauty fades, but implants last forever.

"Okay so maybe I had a little work done..."

'I can't see a problem, Your nose should be a very simple procedure,'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"Botox."

Do you have any idea who I am?'

'Excuse me, Mrs. Westlake, but what exactly do you mean by 'give me the works'?'

'I wanted to spite my face.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

'This nip and tuck business - can I have the tuck without the nip?'

'You do Botox?'

"He insisted on buttock implants for his birthday."

Botox sharpei

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'I hear she's had liposuction.'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

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Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Nose job.

Cosmetic dental surgery.

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...