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It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"Yes, Face Transplants are therotical posibility.. and NO you can't have Brad Pitt's."

'Met my sister for lunch the other day. She's actually beginning to show her age. Of course, not her real age.'

'...I'm one os those wrinkled Shar Pei breeds, but I had Botox injections.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

"Botox."

'I can't see a problem, Your nose should be a very simple procedure,'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"Okay so maybe I had a little work done..."

"He insisted on buttock implants for his birthday."

Botox sharpei

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

'I wanted to spite my face.'

Cosmetic dental surgery.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Nose job.

'I hear she's had liposuction.'

'You do Botox?'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

Do you have any idea who I am?'

'Excuse me, Mrs. Westlake, but what exactly do you mean by 'give me the works'?'

'This nip and tuck business - can I have the tuck without the nip?'

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"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

"I get my looks from my father...he's a plastic surgeon."