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"I want just enough done that my phone will still recognize me."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Facelift Book.

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"Botox."

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Body Building

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"It was a botched surgery."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

Mirror mirror...

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"If Doctor have time, after bringing dead back to life, Doctor fix Egor's hump?"