Undercover Truth Teller T-Shirts

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Freedom of the press

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Candor is the Best Policy

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'His tell-all book will be the first step of rehabilitation.'

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."