Undercover Truth Teller Prints

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Freedom of the press

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Candor is the Best Policy

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'His tell-all book will be the first step of rehabilitation.'

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

You're right, Jenkins, the numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

I swear to tell the truth, but not solemnly.

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'