Undercover Economist Gifts

"If you're rich, I have a great investment for you. If you're poor, why are we talking?"

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

Economy.

Long and Short term investments.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."