Undead Foodie Prints

"No thanks. Me Vegan!"

Zombie standup

Night of the Zombonies.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Garlic Free Zone.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Cafe Philosophique

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

After-Life Mints

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

Dessert Storm Veteran

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

"Walking dead letter file."

Zombies love ice fishing

Night of the just-trying-to-make-a-living dead.

"Ahh, those were the good old days."