Undead Foodie Mugs

"No thanks. Me Vegan!"

Zombie standup

Night of the Zombonies.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Garlic Free Zone.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Dessert Storm Veteran

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

After-Life Mints

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

Cafe Philosophique

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

Zombies love ice fishing

"Walking dead letter file."

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

"Ahh, those were the good old days."