Unexpected Foodie Mugs

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Pasta

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Clandestine Cuisine

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."