Unconventional Techie T-Shirts

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Gadget geek.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

The Final Chapter.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope