Unconventional Techie Mugs

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Tossing computer into canyon.

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

I've always been slower than computers...

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Statue of liberty selfie

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

The Final Chapter.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"