Unconventional Solutions Fan Pillows

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Krazy straw"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Factominiums."

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's all hand made.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Democratic convention.

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

'I have the perfect cure for you.'

A man in a bath

Automated back scratcher.

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

'It's a barrow, for hauling stuff, but it needs work.'

"We are trying to invent an engine that can run on human gas! There is a endless supply of energy out there!

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

How the pluot was invented.

Man with broken leg in car.

'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

EZ pass cards only.

Caveman chiselling tyre patterns onto stone wheel.

You Have No New Messages.

Allegory of the Cave

"You mean you had a phone all along?"