Unconventional Solutions Fan Pillows

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Krazy straw"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Factominiums."

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's all hand made.'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Democratic convention.

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

'I have the perfect cure for you.'

A man in a bath

Automated back scratcher.

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

'It's a barrow, for hauling stuff, but it needs work.'

"We are trying to invent an engine that can run on human gas! There is a endless supply of energy out there!

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

How the pluot was invented.

Convinced his is watching the lastest in 3D technology, only later would Norman realize he was watching an old episode of Baywatch.

Man with broken leg in car.

'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

EZ pass cards only.

Caveman chiselling tyre patterns onto stone wheel.

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Allegory of the Cave