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Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

The Browntail Craptor

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. A super sexy all-male revue. Our first performer is a legend – the hunkiest he-man in the Americas. So give it up for … oh my … It can't be … Senor Stud! Pop!

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

"If I learned one thing in all my years in this business, it's that you're only as good as your last earthshaking breakthrough."

Battle of the Television

Politically Homeless

'To get any of my programs through congress...it's worth a try!''

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

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'Oh, stop complaining. The diet is working, isn't it?'

You may not have heard of us yet but if they bring in PR we'll form the government

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

Gun Crime.

Chicken Sheep gunfight

Duelling guitars at 50 paces, not a pleasant sight!

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

Spaghetti Eastern

"Your move."

We're #1

'We'll try to find the middle ground.'

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